Ever notice how Garfield stopped being funny after you turned twelve? Well now you can actually laugh again. Who would have thought? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT?!
http://garfieldminusgarfield.net
Saturday, June 6, 2009
Thursday, June 4, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Monday, June 1, 2009
place to store your crap
It's not a toilet but it works. You can create an account that spans multiple computers so you can share that open source software with your friends....
www.getdropbox.com
www.getdropbox.com
Internet radioz!
If you like free music and good times, but mostly free music this be for you.
Pandora is an internet radio that caters to your tastes. You can vote on what you like and what you want to blow up.
here you goes.
www.pandora.com
Pandora is an internet radio that caters to your tastes. You can vote on what you like and what you want to blow up.
here you goes.
www.pandora.com
Sunday, May 31, 2009
Kimchi cures bird flu...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4347443.stm
...wtf indeed. Awesome but still makes me wonder.
...wtf indeed. Awesome but still makes me wonder.
Saturday, May 30, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
RUN AND PEE
http://runpee.com
This is the site that tells you when to run out of movies so you don't miss any of the good parts.
THAT IS ALL.
This is the site that tells you when to run out of movies so you don't miss any of the good parts.
THAT IS ALL.
WORMS ARE GOOD FOR YOU!
here's a picture of a tape worm.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25446729@N05/2412522950/
here's where you can buy them to put inside you.
http://wormtherapy.com/products.html
http://www.flickr.com/photos/25446729@N05/2412522950/
here's where you can buy them to put inside you.
http://wormtherapy.com/products.html
Sunday, May 24, 2009
My life is average. Is yours?
I present to you FML for the average man on the average day! yes! my life is average!!!!!
http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/index.php?
http://new.mylifeisaverage.com/index.php?
Sunday, May 17, 2009
This is why I am hungry!
http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/
I bring to you the tastiest foods in the universe! They don't make em like they used to.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com
if you are ever on acid... this is for you.
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=pAwR6w2TgxY&startZoom=1
basically yoooouuutuuuube takes youtube videos and splices them up into amazingness.
Though it really only works for music videos and such.
if you are ever on acid... this is for you.
http://www.yooouuutuuube.com/v/?rows=36&cols=36&id=pAwR6w2TgxY&startZoom=1
basically yoooouuutuuuube takes youtube videos and splices them up into amazingness.
Though it really only works for music videos and such.
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Stalin vs. Martians
http://stalinvsmartians.com/en/
I haven't played it but it looks genius ... where can you go wrong with martians and stalin?!?!?
Make FireFox run faster!
Alright here's a little trick I learned a little while back.
1.open up firefox
2. in the address bar type about:config
3. you'll see a bunch of stuff be go to the filter/search bar inside the window and type http
4. all the values that you see as false change to true(these are all the pipelining value, or at least should be)
5. increase the number for max pipeline requests to whatever you want
There! Now firefox sends multiple requests at a time to websites and the end result is lightning fast browsing!!!
1.open up firefox
2. in the address bar type about:config
3. you'll see a bunch of stuff be go to the filter/search bar inside the window and type http
4. all the values that you see as false change to true(these are all the pipelining value, or at least should be)
5. increase the number for max pipeline requests to whatever you want
There! Now firefox sends multiple requests at a time to websites and the end result is lightning fast browsing!!!
It can see your thoughts...
http://en.akinator.com/#
This here can read your mind and guess a character you're thinking of through a game of 20 questions! It's actually quite scary....
This here can read your mind and guess a character you're thinking of through a game of 20 questions! It's actually quite scary....
Tuesday, April 28, 2009
A Boat of FAIL
If you like fail then I will give you fail.
http://failblog.org/
http://www.fmylife.com/
http://www.shipmentoffail.com/
all three of these sites will give you fail.
http://failblog.org/
http://www.fmylife.com/
http://www.shipmentoffail.com/
all three of these sites will give you fail.
Tone Matrix that doesn't suck!!
I've been waiting a long time for one of these that didn't suffer from a horrible gui. This one even includes a copy/paste feature so you can share the tunes with your friends! Fun for making little tunes and what not on the fly.
http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix
http://lab.andre-michelle.com/tonematrix
Don't mess with hairdressers...
"A hairdresser from the small Russian town of Meshchovsk has subdued a man who tried to rob her shop, and then raped him for three days in the utility room,
The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.
The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.
Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police - but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.
After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.
She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”
Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.
Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.
“What a bastard,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”
After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.
Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery."
full story/source @
http://www.hubdub.com/m38755/Will_Hairdresser_who_turns_robber_into_sexslave_be_convicted_of_rape
The incident occurred on Saturday, March 14. The working day was coming to an end at a small hairdressers, when a man armed with a gun rushed in and demanded the day’s earnings.
The frightened employees and customers agreed to fulfill his demand, but when the shop’s owner, 28-year-old Olga, was handing the money to the robber, she suddenly knocked him down on the floor and then tied him up with a hairdryer cord. The 32-year-old Viktor couldn’t have known that the woman was a yellow belt in karate.
Olga locked the unlucky robber in the utility room and told her colleagues that she was going to call the police - but didn’t do so. When everybody left home, she approached the man and ordered him to ‘take of his underpants’ threatening to hand him over to the police if he refuses to cooperate.
After that Olga raped her hostage for three long days. She chained Viktor to the radiator with pink furry handcuffs and fed him Viagra.
She eventually let the man go on Monday, March 16, saying: “Get out of my sight!”
Viktor went straight to hospital as his genitals were injured, and then to the police.
Olga was resentful when she was taken by the police.
“What a bastard,” the woman said about Viktor. “Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1.000 roubles (around $ 30) when he left.”
After that she wrote a notice to the police claiming the man tried to rob her shop.
Both Olga and Viktor may now face prison terms. The woman could be convicted of rape, while the man of robbery."
full story/source @
http://www.hubdub.com/m38755/Will_Hairdresser_who_turns_robber_into_sexslave_be_convicted_of_rape
Sunday, April 26, 2009
4 online games that will kill your time faster than GI's killing natives in a village.
http://www.kingdomofloathing.com
Kingdom of Loathing or KOL is very simple at its core. I guess the best way to describe it as WoW but with stick figures. Actually everything in kol is pretty horribly drawn! However with that being said this is one one of the funniest games out there and is definitely worth a glance! An adventurer is you!
http://ikariam.org/
Ikariam is your basic sim city/civilization game set in the whole greek theme.
http://www.cybernations.net/
Is another nation building game. No fancy graphics like ikariam but can be much more rewarding int the long term if you like nuking people!
http://www.mybrute.com/
ahh yes mybrute...this is sort of a game! I mean you have no control what so ever over your character but whatever! Everyone seems to love it for...erhh some reason....
Kingdom of Loathing or KOL is very simple at its core. I guess the best way to describe it as WoW but with stick figures. Actually everything in kol is pretty horribly drawn! However with that being said this is one one of the funniest games out there and is definitely worth a glance! An adventurer is you!
http://ikariam.org/
Ikariam is your basic sim city/civilization game set in the whole greek theme.
http://www.cybernations.net/
Is another nation building game. No fancy graphics like ikariam but can be much more rewarding int the long term if you like nuking people!
http://www.mybrute.com/
ahh yes mybrute...this is sort of a game! I mean you have no control what so ever over your character but whatever! Everyone seems to love it for...erhh some reason....
Web Comic EXTRAVAGANZA!
Alright I'm gonna start things off right! One of the main staples of the internet population and a main source of procrastination... I bring you webcomics!
http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/
http://drmcninja.com/
http://www.qwantz.com/
http://www.xkcd.com
http://www.penny-arcade.com/
http://www.explosm.net/comics/
http://questionablecontent.net/
http://catandgirl.com/
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/
http://www.nataliedee.com/
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/
http://americanelf.com/
http://pbfcomics.com/
http://www.perfectstars.com/
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php
http://www.creasedcomics.com/
heh don't think I missed anyone! Stay Tuned for more updates!
http://www.whiteninjacomics.com/
http://drmcninja.com/
http://www.qwantz.com/
http://www.xkcd.com
http://www.penny-arcade.com/
http://www.explosm.net/comics/
http://questionablecontent.net/
http://catandgirl.com/
http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/
http://www.nataliedee.com/
http://www.marriedtothesea.com/
http://americanelf.com/
http://pbfcomics.com/
http://www.perfectstars.com/
http://www.ctrlaltdel-online.com/comic.php
http://www.creasedcomics.com/
heh don't think I missed anyone! Stay Tuned for more updates!
Free Candy!
I figured I'm not the only one who wastes an ungodly amount of time on the internet when they're supposed to be doing other things or are just bored out of their mind so I decided to create Free Candy! I humbly present to you, oh great big internet a giant dump. A dump of links of stuff that I consider funny, fun, awesome, strange...etc! Lets light this cupcake!
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